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I don’t want to waste my time. To be honest, I don’t want to pursue anyone at all. I just want someone to pursue me. Maybe it’s old-fashioned, but that’s how I feel. I’m really easy to get along with. I like having a friendship with the guy first and if he could put forward a little bit of effort and act interested and I like him, then I’ll probably say, ‘Okay let’s hang out’. It’s not a lot of pressure or some crazy courting session. I’m not asking him to be this Prince Charming and come on a horse and take me to Camelot. I’m pretty low-maintenance.

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—	Leighton Meester (via sweetlittlesnippets)

Considering our school is 20 miles from the earthquake epicenter…we decided to sit outside under a building rather than inside a building. So smart.

Ughhh. What I need right now. But considering all I do lately is drink it’s starting to show on my not so lovely love handles. Damn calories. I just want to indulge and get wasted.

Even though the dresses are tacky, I couldn’t possibly have a better job. Passing out liquor at private events is the ultimate job. Especially since everybody is your best friend considering only because you have free booze. I can’t blame them!

This glamour magazine article cannot be serious…perverts.

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The only time you’ll see me post something from Fox News due to accuracy.

HOLY SHIT. FUCKING. PERFECT.
Fuck Chris Brown. Seriously.

I found the video in which this goes down. As much as I detest Fox News, this is great. Cheers to you, Andy Levy. Watch it here.

“Really, Greg, the only thing Chris Brown is guilty of?”
“What?”
“A Felony.”

Lolz for dayz.

Awesome.

Andy Levy is awesome. Furthermore, Red Eye is one of the best shows out there. If you haven’t watched it, you’re missing out [regardless of your feelings on Fox News].